
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
Some people like to see the whole world burn
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
e/r feels
more like hit me with a brick and throw me out the window
here you go!